1. Dumb & Dumber

2. Caddyshack

3. Fletch

4. Strange Brew

5. Fast Times at Ridgemont Hight

6. Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke

7. Beverly Hills Ninja

8. Blazing Saddles

9. National Lampoons Vacation

10. Mallrats

 

1. Braveheart

2. Platoon

3. Rocky

4. Pulp Fiction

5. God Father I & II

6. Scarface

7. Legends of the Fall

8. Last of the Mohicans

9. Cool Hand Luke

10. Beautiful Girls

The current movie under review here at YourSports is one that I don't feel even deserves my time. To be quite honest with you I wouldn't have rented it in the first place but currently I am at the mercy of the French, and their selection of good American movies. OK I'm sorry I will stop beating around the bush and get to the discussion. The film in which I decided to do the second YourSports review on was made by a film maker who supposedly is very talented. I had not sampled any of his work prior to this but if any of his other material is like this than I don't think he will be getting this critics vote when it comes Oscar time. The movie was "Mulholland Drive" made by John Lynch. This bad boy went under the scope last week when Dr. Rosen-Rosen and myself had time to sit down and give it a try. I can more or less sum it up in two words, it suuuucked! I suppose I should back that up with some reasoning, even though I feel once you see it you will know that there needs to be no justification for that summary. But in any case I am a critic so I will do what critics do. John Lynch makes this movie so the artsy movie goers who think they understand all the hidden meaning behind this kind of shit, can say "oh wow that is deep; it is exactly what I expected. I totally get it." Well folks in reality let me tell you something I don't know what they think they are "getting" because there ain't nothin' there. This guy made a movie out of some screwy dream he had and new he could make a couple of bucks by selling it to the "soon to be locked in a straight jacket" fans. Most of the people who liked this movie were probably arguing with their multiple personalities about what it meant. I think I have been pretty harsh in this review, but once you see the movie I think you will understand. Now you may read this review and decide not to waste your time, well I wouldn't go that far. Mr. Lynch does give us a couple of pretty intense lesbian scenes that probably kept me, along with multiple other viewers, from Lynching ourselves.

Roy Poon: Half of a Comanche headdress

Dr. Rosen-Rosen: one middle finger from a latex glove (due to the fact that it bored him into a state of comotose)

Dusty Bottoms: four singing bushes

Mulholland Dr. YourSports average = one point seven five stars. Not too good!

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