Girl of the Week

WOW!! That is about the only thing I can think to say when I look at this week's YourSports Girl of the Week. I must first give thanks to the YourSports staff that searched endlessly in order to find quality shots of this Hawaiian beauty. It gives me great pleasure, not only to look at her pictures, but also to present all the YourSports fans Lokelani McMichael. Her full name is Lokelani Kuulei Make Mai, which means, "Heavenly rose my precious flower lei," and she is more than worthy of the title Girl of the Week. She will most likely be in competition for the Girl of the Month title as well as Girl of the Year so keep your eyes peeled. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but c'mon just look at her.
If the pictures alone don't impress you, well than you are most likely gayer than Richard Simmons, but even if that is the case her accomplishments should be enough to sway you to join the Lokelani fan club. She is an athlete in all senses of the word. Loke, as she is known to by her closest friends as well as myself, competes in Triathlons, Ironman triathlons that is. She was the youngest female ever to finish the Ironman at the age of 18. She has been competing in them for the last six years and says that she plans to continue into her eighties. Loke also said that she only uses the modeling career to pay the bills and allow her to train whenever she wants. Ooh, that's a real turn off a gal that wants to stay looking good for the rest of her life and that doesn't have a big ego. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "How can I ever keep up with this girl? I know my bedroom stamina won't suffice." Well fellas you won't have to worry about that because I, Roy Poon, have decided to devote the rest of my existence to tracking down this flower from Hawaii, and pleasing her in every way imaginable.
She was recently on the ESPN's "Sexiest Female Athlete" and was beat out due to foolish voters who advanced Anna Kornikova instead. This prompted our editor, Dr. Rosenpenis / Rosenrosen, to give this comment:

"I think she may win the award as the hottest unknown female athlete. I especially like the full name "Lokelani Kuulei Make Mai". And yes once again she can Make Mai flower rise to heaven whenever she wants."

P.S. Even her father says "She looks damn good in a bikini!"